Switching Directions
Ride 263 of the year and day 143 of the streak rolled out ten minutes before midnight on Sunday, and the plan was in the title: switching directions. On Friday’s loop I’d gone out through Nettlestead and Laddingford and climbed home over Hunton Hill. Tonight I’d ride the same lanes the other way round, down Hunton Hill first and home over Yalding Hill. It was cloudy, 9°C and almost still – mild for the first night of November.
So the night began with a gift: the long, gentle run off the ridge and down Hunton Hill, five easy kilometres with the legs barely ticking over, into Yalding.
Out of the village the road ran south towards Laddingford, flat and dark between the hedges, and the Garmin was already counting down to the turn into Gravelly Ways when a red car swept past, its tail light smearing across the frame. It was one of just 7 vehicles on the whole ride.
From Laddingford the loop swung west and then north past Beltring and up through Nettlestead Green: steady Zone 2 miles on empty lanes, the headlight the only thing moving.
Then it was on through Nettlestead and down to the Medway at Wateringbury, and that was where switching directions paid off. Ridden this way, Bow Hill climbs straight up from the river towards Hunt Street, and with fresh legs I went at it hard. Three minutes and two seconds later I had a new PB on it, and my heart rate peaked at 160, the highest of the night.
A short drop brought me back towards Yalding for the sting in the tail: Yalding Hill, the one climb Garmin rates as a Category 4, grinding back up onto the ridge at a steady 236 W. From the top it was east along Heath Road and home, with 11 Strava PRs collected along the way – same lanes, opposite direction, and a whole new set of times to show for it.
The numbers
- Ride: #1134 on Strava, ride 263 of 2026, day 143 of the streak
- Distance: 26.4 km
- Moving time: 1:11:13 (1:12:29 elapsed)
- Elevation: 246 m
- Average power: 128 W
- Heart rate: 117 bpm average, 160 max
- Cadence: 88 rpm average
- Calories: 647 kcal
- Highlight: Bow Hill – 0.85 km, 39 m, 3:02 at 232 W (new PB)
- Conditions: dark and cloudy, 9.1°C (feels like 9°C), 92% humidity, barely a breath of northerly wind
- Year to date: Distance 21,302 km, Elevation Gain 217,276 m
The route
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The profile and climbs
2 climbs: 1 Cat 4, 1 uncategorised. Biggest: 1.5 km at 5.9%, 88 m of climbing (Cat 4, from km 20). Together the climbs account for 127 m of the ride’s ascent.
Cat 4 Uncategorised Pins mark where each Garmin ClimbPro climb starts. Hover or tap a pin for details.
Climbs table
| # | Starts at km | Length | Ascent | Avg grade | Time | Avg power | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 17.2 | 0.77 km | 39 m | 5.1% | 2:48 | 266 W | Uncategorised |
| 2 | 19.7 | 1.48 km | 88 m | 5.9% | 6:53 | 233 W | Cat 4 |
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Midnight Traffic in the Fog
Ride 262 of the year and day 142 of the streak rolled out five minutes before midnight on Halloween, and it was very much a case of rinse and repeat: another late loop to keep the run of days alive. I couldn’t find my heart-rate monitor before I started, so tonight would be ridden on power and feel alone.
The fog was the story from the start. It was 6°C, 92% humidity and almost dead still, and the mist hung thick in the lanes as I dropped off the ridge and freewheeled down Hunton Hill, the climb that had finished off Friday’s ride. The headlight just bounced back off the murk, and the world shrank to a few metres of wet tarmac.
At the bottom it flattened out into the easy miles: through Chainhurst and down Sheephurst Lane towards Marden, round a loop of the lanes south of the village and back up through Marden itself.
For company I had Yello’s new album, out the day before, on the playlist – and fittingly it has a track called Midnight Traffic. Not that there was much of that. Over the whole ride just 3 vehicles passed me – one every half hour or so.
From Marden I worked north up Stilebridge Lane and across to Lower Farm Road, steady Zone 2 work on flat, empty roads with nothing to see beyond the edge of the beam. Then came the sting: Church Hill, the one climb on the loop that Garmin rates, a Category 4. The 100 metres back up onto the ridge took 8:51 at 224 W, the hardest few minutes of the night.
At the top, in Boughton Monchelsea, I stopped for a minute and a half outside the village primary school. The beam picked out its yellow School Keep Clear markings and the edge of a hedge, and beyond them a line of street lamps faded into the fog.
Then it was west along the ridge towards home. At Linton crossroads the lights were on red, so I waited another minute with them glowing through the murk – about the only colour in a grey night.
The last stretch took me through Coxheath, where one of the night’s three cars came at me out of the fog as little more than a pair of headlights. Then home, 27 km in the bag and the streak safely into day 142 – no heart rate, three cars and a Yello track named for the occasion.
The numbers
- Ride: #1133 on Strava, ride 262 of 2026, day 142 of the streak
- Distance: 27.1 km
- Moving time: 1:16:38 (1:25:27 elapsed)
- Elevation: 183 m
- Average power: 116 W
- Heart rate: not recorded – I couldn’t find the monitor before I started
- Cadence: 90 rpm average
- Calories: 649 kcal
- Highlight: Church Hill – 2.16 km, 101 m, 8:51 at 224 W
- Conditions: dark and very foggy, 6.3°C (feels like 7°C), 92% humidity, barely a breath of north-easterly wind
- Year to date: Distance 21,275 km, Elevation Gain 217,030 m
The route
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The profile and climbs
1 climb: 1 Cat 4. Biggest: 1.7 km at 5.4%, 93 m of climbing (Cat 4, from km 21). Together the climbs account for 93 m of the ride’s ascent.
Cat 4 Pins mark where each Garmin ClimbPro climb starts. Hover or tap a pin for details.
Climbs table
| # | Starts at km | Length | Ascent | Avg grade | Time | Avg power | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 21.2 | 1.74 km | 93 m | 5.4% | 7:35 | 232 W | Cat 4 |
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Half Moon over Hunton Hill

Ride 261 of the year and day 141 of the streak started four minutes before midnight on Friday, and the plan was simple: just keep the streak going. A short loop, an easy pace and Nickelback’s new tunes on the playlist. It was cloudy and still, 9°C with 92% humidity and barely a breath of easterly wind, but there was a lovely half moon up there to keep me company.
I headed west along the ridge first, the easy miles ticking by in the dark, then let the bike run down the hill into Yalding. The lanes were as empty as they ever get: over the whole ride just 10 vehicles passed me, roughly one every seven minutes.
Out of Yalding, Kenward Road gave the first gentle drag of the night up towards Nettlestead, and a second short rise out of Nettlestead followed before the road tipped down again and swung south to Hale Street. From there it was flat river-valley country: down to Laddingford, along Gravelly Ways and back up the valley into Yalding, with the music doing most of the work.
Then the sting in this loop’s tail. From Yalding I rolled east to Hunton and turned for home up Hunton Hill, my local hill and the only climb on the route Garmin rates, a Category 4. The steep middle section is where it bites, and I took the segment in 4:39 at 246 W, well above my Zone 2 ceiling for a few minutes, with the heart rate pushed into the 140s.
From the top it was only a short spin home along the ridge, a little over 25 km in the bag and the streak safely into day 141 – a half moon overhead and a Nickelback chorus still going round in my head.
The numbers
- Ride: #1132 on Strava, ride 261 of 2026, day 141 of the streak
- Distance: 25.2 km
- Moving time: 1:08:51 (1:12:07 elapsed)
- Elevation: 242 m
- Average power: 122 W
- Heart rate: 114 bpm average, 152 max
- Cadence: 87 rpm average
- Calories: 600 kcal
- Highlight: Hunton Hill – 0.82 km, 69 m, 4:39 at 246 W
- Conditions: dark, cloudy with a half moon, 8.9°C (feels like 9.3°C), 92% humidity, barely a breath of easterly wind
- Year to date: Distance 21,248 km, Elevation Gain 216,847 m
The route
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The profile and climbs
3 climbs: 1 Cat 4, 2 uncategorised. Biggest: 1.1 km at 8.1%, 88 m of climbing (Cat 4, from km 23). Together the climbs account for 138 m of the ride’s ascent. Climbs are the ones Garmin’s ClimbPro found on earlier rides of this route, matched by GPS; length, ascent, time and power are from this ride.
Cat 4 Uncategorised Pins mark where each Garmin ClimbPro climb starts. Hover or tap a pin for details.
Climbs table
| # | Starts at km | Length | Ascent | Avg grade | Time | Avg power | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 7.7 | 0.90 km | 31 m | 3.4% | 3:11 | 208 W | Uncategorised |
| 2 | 10.2 | 0.70 km | 19 m | 2.7% | 2:02 | 211 W | Uncategorised |
| 3 | 23.3 | 1.09 km | 88 m | 8.1% | 6:01 | 244 W | Cat 4 |
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Warm Mist on Wierton Hill
Ride 260 of the year and day 140 of the streak started four minutes before midnight. The sky was clear, it was about 10°C, the air was soaked at 92% humidity and there was only a faint breath of wind from the east-south-east. Damp, still, cold air like that only goes one way at night – down into the valleys as fog. The plan was an easy Zone 2 loop out on the Babylon Lane route.
It starts by dropping off the high ground, then turns east along the ridge past Linton for a long, steady drag up towards Ulcombe – enough to warm the legs without ever asking much of them. At the top comes the reward: the free run down Ulcombe Hill onto the flat Weald, where I barely turned the pedals.
Down on the low ground it was properly foggy. Out towards Headcorn and Smarden the headlight stopped being a beam and became a glowing white wall in front of the bars, lighting up the mist more than the road. You go by the verge and the white line and trust the lanes you know. They were empty, too: my radar counted three vehicles in fifty kilometres, which at midnight in the fog is exactly how I like it.
From Smarden it was back west through Headcorn and along Babylon Lane, the flattest and quietest part of the night, heart rate sitting in the 90s and the cadence ticking over.
Then the one real effort of the ride: Wierton Hill, number 27 on the 100 Climbs X-List. I gave it a proper go, 283 W for 5:22, with the heart rate climbing to 159, the top of the night – my second-best time up there. And the strangest thing: the bottom was cold and foggy, but as I climbed out of it the air turned warm and misty, the inversion turning the weather upside down halfway up the hill.
From the top it’s the easy run home, rolling back west along the ridge through Linton in the clearer air above the fog. Fog below, warmth above – a good way to see out a Thursday.
The numbers
- Ride: #1131 on Strava, ride 260 of 2026, day 140 of the streak
- Distance: 50.2 km
- Moving time: 2:19:18 (2:32:00 elapsed)
- Elevation: 308 m
- Average power: 103 W
- Heart rate: 100 bpm average, 159 max
- Cadence: 88 rpm average
- Calories: 1,054 kcal
- Highlight: Wierton Hill (100 Climbs X-List No27) – 1.43 km, 79 m, 5:22 at 283 W (2nd best)
- Conditions: dark, clear, foggy in the valleys, 10°C (feels like 8°C), 92% humidity, light ESE wind
- Year to date: Distance 21,223 km, Elevation Gain 216,605 m
The route
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The profile and climbs
2 climbs: 1 Cat 4, 1 uncategorised. Biggest: 1.6 km at 5.1%, 83 m of climbing (Cat 4, from km 42). Together the climbs account for 103 m of the ride’s ascent. Climbs are the ones Garmin’s ClimbPro found on earlier rides of this route, matched by GPS; length, ascent, time and power are from this ride.
Cat 4UncategorisedPins mark where each Garmin ClimbPro climb starts. Hover or tap a pin for details.
Climbs table
| # | Starts at km | Length | Ascent | Avg grade | Time | Avg power | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 5.0 | 0.49 km | 20 m | 4.1% | 1:54 | 178 W | Uncategorised |
| 2 | 41.5 | 1.63 km | 83 m | 5.1% | 5:55 | 271 W | Cat 4 |
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Egerton by Headlight
Ride 259 of the year and day 139 of the streak was a night one. It was soft and still out there – 9.7°C, cloudy, 94% humidity and barely a breath of wind from the west-south-west – the kind of damp air that hangs in your headlight like fog. The plan was simple: Zone 2, out to Egerton, home along the ridge.
It starts the easy way, dropping off the hill from home down to Hunton and out onto the flat Weald lanes. From there it was Marden Road and on through Staplehurst, spinning a steady 90-plus cadence with the heart rate sitting in the low 110s and nothing but the beam ahead of me.
Then, just under fifteen kilometres in, between Staplehurst and Headcorn, the headlight found a wall of orange: barriers, cones and a big Road Closed sign. I stopped for a minute, bypassed the road works and was rolling again before the legs had time to cool.
Ten minutes later I pulled up on the green at Headcorn, where the village sign and the old fingerpost were lit up under a tree still holding on to its autumn leaves. Maidstone 10, Tenterden 9, Biddenden 4. A couple of minutes standing in the quiet, then out east past Swift’s Green and Smarden, the road rising so gently you barely notice it.
The real work came at Egerton, the far corner of the loop. Rock Hill Road climbs 82 metres in just over a kilometre and I took it at 206 W in 4:31, with the steep section at 234 W and the heart rate touching 149 – the top of the night. The Egerton Hill segment went at 203 W for 57 metres of gain. Nothing heroic, but enough to remind the legs what a hill is.
From the top it’s the reward: the Greensand ridge home, west through Ulcombe, East Sutton and Chart Sutton, along the A274 and back past the Cock Inn to Linton. Long, gently undulating, and the lanes all to myself. Road works and all, a good night out.
The numbers
- Ride: #1130 on Strava, ride 259 of 2026, day 139 of the streak
- Distance: 51.6 km
- Moving time: 2:09:28 (2:13:46 elapsed)
- Elevation: 359 m
- Average power: 132 W
- Heart rate: 114 bpm average, 149 max
- Cadence: 91 rpm average
- Calories: 1,202 kcal
- Highlight: Rock Hill Road, Egerton – 1.06 km, 82 m, 4:31 at 206 W
- Conditions: dark, cloudy, 9.7°C, 94% humidity, barely a breath of WSW wind
- Year to date: Distance 21,173 km, Elevation Gain 216,297 m
The route
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The profile and climbs
3 climbs, all uncategorised. Biggest: 0.9 km at 5.9%, 53 m of climbing (from km 28). Together the climbs account for 113 m of the ride’s ascent. Climbs are the ones Garmin’s ClimbPro found on earlier rides of this route, matched by GPS; length, ascent, time and power are from this ride.
UncategorisedPins mark where each Garmin ClimbPro climb starts. Hover or tap a pin for details.
Climbs table
| # | Starts at km | Length | Ascent | Avg grade | Time | Avg power | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 28.2 | 0.87 km | 53 m | 5.9% | 3:51 | 223 W | Uncategorised |
| 2 | 30.0 | 0.84 km | 38 m | 3.8% | 3:07 | 212 W | Uncategorised |
| 3 | 32.0 | 0.76 km | 22 m | 2.5% | 2:14 | 222 W | Uncategorised |
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